Holy Windowsills, Batman! Jim Cramer Looks Ready To Jump

I know that this guy has made himself a fortune whoring his persona as the angry, arrogant, Republican Everyman, but I really get the feeling here that he ain’t-a-kiddin’ and is looking around the desk for a razor blade or window to jump from. This is really kind of scary. Cramer seems to be genuinely freaking out.

One might think that I’d be chowing down on a big ole slice of that yummy, yummy Schadenfreude Pie right about now, but this isn’t funny and there are too many people who will be devastated by this to be snarky right now. Something tells me this thing is just getting started, so we all need to so tighten up those seat belts and hang on for the ride of our lives.

h/t to TREX, who comments:

Nobody’s coming to take away my shitty old car and my landlord can’t raise my rent until this lease runs out next August. Not to say that the next year is going to be a cake walk, financially, but right now I’m pretty glad that no part of my personal worth is tied up in a bunch of pieces of paper relating to mythical amounts of money connected to other people’s pieces of paper to generate mythical income from a bunch of hypotheticals.

In other words, hey, I’m already poor. If any of you financial wizard robber baron types need my recipe for Ramen Noodle surprise, you can reach me by email.